During their silver anniversary,
a wife reminded her husband,
Do you remember when you proposed to me,
I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?
The hubby replied : Yes, honey,
that was the happiest hour of my life.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A couple had three children.
Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome!
but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked,
Tell me the truth, dear.
Is this third child really mine?
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.