(一) 好名字 good name
好名字 good name ──
Several good friends put their money together want to open up a company; they were thinking to give their company a good name.In order to let their customers to have confidence with them, they decided to name their company “Ability”.
“Ability”, it sounds a good name! Everybody agreed.
They were very happy to apply for a business license.After the business license issued to them, they all amazed and staring at each other.They looked at the license, it has a big headline reads:
“Ability Limited Company”
(二) 躲開臭屁 to shun fart
to shun fart -----
Joshua is not very smart, one day when he was seating on his chair, he felt he is going to make a fart.
In order not to smell his own fart, he decided to stand up on his chair to make his fart higher in the air, so he won’t smell his own fart.
But after he made fart and sat down, he caught the smell of his fart just right!
(三) 如何切餅 How to cut the pie?
How to cut the pie?
Mom: kid, how do you like your pie being cut? Would you like me to cut it four pieces or eight pieces for you?
Joshua: well, I think cut it four pieces, eight pieces will be too many I can’t eat that much.
(四 ) 不犯法的騙錢術──
Swindle people’s money without breaking the law ---
A guy was driving on the highway, when he was about to reach the border of Georgia, he saw an advertisement that reads: Two miles to Georgia, remember to fill up your gas tank friend! Don’t miss the last opportunity of one gallon for three dollars!
So the guy filled up his gas tank.
When he was paying his money, he asked the oilman: By the way, how many dollars for one gallon in Georgia?
The oilman said: two dollars.
(五) 心理醫生 Psychiatrist
Joshua: How do you psychiatrist to diagnoses a patient? How do you know the patient has problems?
Psychiatrist: I usually ask the patients some simple questions, and if he hesitated to answer me, then I would know what’s his problem. “
Joshua: Oh yes? Can you give me an example?
Psychiatrist: Ok, For example: The captain Chuck had sailing around the world for three times, unfortunately he died in one of those times, can you tell me, which time he died?
Joshua hesitated for a while and said: My history lesson is not very good, can you give me another example? “
(六) 南腔北調 Dialect
In Taiwan’s military compound, there are all kinds people from every province of China, There for they have all kinds dialect.
One night Mr. Chung went to his neighbor Mr. Lee’s home. When he entered Mr. Lee’s home, he found their home was very dark.
Mr. Chung: What’s happen to your “ding”?
Mr. Lee: What “ding”?
Mr. Chung pointed to the light ball on the ceiling said: that “ding”
Mr. Lee: Oh! That, we call it “dong”