Having formed the habit of listening to NPR News in Washington, I enjoy taking in knowledge from variety of news almost every day. However, my No.1 Enemy (李╳竹), who is trying every possible means to disguise herself as my friend, has succeeded invading the news station. Lately, therefore, twelve-minute ads, which signify my No.1 Enemy, definitely show up ahead of the newscasts to which I am going to listen. That means that shameless monster successfully pretends that she is my friend. For this reason, I refuse to listen to any newscast with twelve-minute ads ahead of it. That shameless monster is absolutely not my friend. Also, I refuse to listen to any newscast with ten-minute ads called Rhapsody, because they signify the wicked guy who has spread various kinds of false rumors such as that I was raped by my No.1 enemy, and so on. Nor do I listen to those with ads of hotels, which signify the wicked guys that spread the wrong rumors by saying that I once had sexual relationship with 蕭╳舒 at hotels. I feel sick whenever I see the ads. There is one thing I have to make clear: my unwillingness to listen to them doesn't mean my failure to understand the newscasts that I listen to. My English is not that poor as the false rumors say.
My No.1 Enemy (李╳竹) continues to feign to be my friend, so I have no choice but to repeat what I said before.

