英語. 活起來

學校不教的英語

做愛做的事是人類繁衍的必經程序，奇怪是，人類羞於啟齒提到，但也樂於拿來當口頭禪、或羞辱人。

中文有許多多直接或間接的表達，從最直接粗鄙的x字，到各種替代字眼、婉轉語，呵～說穿了都是講一樣的事情，像是：

做、尬、上、搞、玩、辦事、胡搞、亂搞、炒飯、快炒、做愛、性交、上床、打砲、嘿咻、嘿嘿嘿、搞起來、爽一下、翻雲覆雨、魚水之歡、發生關係....多不勝數。

如何運用自如、不傷和氣，就看你的智慧、個性和人品囉～

然而，英文也不遑多讓，以下就是英語人士常聽到或常說的用語。

對多數國人來講，說外語如同隔靴搔癢，對自己說出的字眼沒有很直接的感覺，所以還是小心使用少說為妙～

Ball(vt)
和..上床；搞
After I started to ball the landlord, I didn't have to pay rent.
在我房東發生性關係之後，我就再也不用附房租了。

bang(vt)(vi)
和..上床；搞
The doctor and nurse were banging in the doctor's office. 
醫生和護士在辦公室裡胡搞起來

boink(vt)(vi)
性交 
The couple is boinking in the back of the car.
那對夫妻在車後座玩起來了

Bone(vt)
搞
How many girls have you boned on this couch? It smells weird.
這張沙發聞來怪怪的，你到底在上面搞過多少個女生？
 

Dick(vi)
搞
Oh my god! The neighbor is dicking a woman in the garage. 
媽呀～我的鄰居在車庫裡跟一個女人做起來了

Do the nasty(vi)
嘿咻
Hey! Your dog is trying to do the nasty with my leg! Help me.
救救我啊～你家狗抱著我大腿嘿咻 

Do the deed(vi)
嘿咻
Ed is not picking up the phone. Maybe he is doing the deed with his wife.
愛德不接電話，搞不好他跟他老婆在享魚水之歡。 

Do the wild thing(vi)
嘿咻
I saw Abby doing the wild thing with her gardener.
我看到愛咪和她的園丁在嘿嘿嘿。 

get a piece of ass(vi)
找人來做愛
I have to get a piece of ass tonight. I'm so horny. 
我慾火焚身，我得找個人來做愛。

get into someone's pants(vi)
和..做愛
Charlie's been trying to get into my pants for years.
查理多年來一直想和我做。

get it on(vi)
嘿嘿嘿
We saw two monkeys getting it on at the zoo today!
今天去動物園看到兩隻猴子在嘿嘿嘿。 

get laid(vi)
嘿咻 
You need to get laid for a better mood.
我看你需要嘿咻一下心情才會變好。

lay(n)
性愛(對象)
John is a good lay. he's got a good tongue and fingers.
約翰是個性愛高手，他舌頭和手指很巧。 

get some(vi)
爽一下
If you don't get some tonight, your children will be in trouble when you get home.
如果你今晚沒有爽一下，回家你小還可要遭央了。

get some action(vi)
嘿咻
Joe got some action last night. He picked up a hot babe in a bar.
喬昨晚在酒巴釣了個俏妞嘿咻。 

get some ass(vi)
找個人做愛
George often go to Roxy Plus to get some ass.
喬治常去Roxy Plus 酒巴找人做愛。 

grind(vi)(vt)
尬
My wife and I like to grind in the barn.
我和我太太喜歡在穀倉裡尬。

hump(vi)
嘿咻(原意：急速進行;苦幹)
Ross's monkey likes to hump against my leg.
羅斯養的猴子喜歡抱著我大腿磨蹭嘿咻。

jump someone's bone(vi)
和某人做
Brad Pitt is the sexest man alive. I want to jump his bone.
布萊德彼德真是人世最性感男人，我真想跟他做一次。

Matinee(n)
大白天來一炮(原意是：戲劇日場)
Hey~Let's take off and have a matinee during the lunch break.
嘿～我們翹頭，趁午餐時間來一泡如何？

Nail someone(vt)
上某人
How many girls do you think Peter nailed last night?
你想彼得昨晚上了幾個女的？

Screw(vi)(vt)
上；和某上床
I heard my roommate and his girl friend screwing last night. Oh, it was wild.
我昨晚聽到我室友和他女友在搞，喔～真是狂野～

Tap that ass(vi)
上床
Look at that show girl. I wish I could tap that ass.
你看那個展售女郎，我真想上她。