作者  mmtobe (想著妳 有點BLUE)                                    看板  Hate
 標題  台科大與老婆
 時間  Tue Mar 21 02:28:39 2006
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我一直深愛著一個女孩
                                                                               
                                                                               
雖然女孩也深愛著我
                                                                               
不過由於他老爸  對於我個人有點意見
                                                                               
一直幫他安排對象
                                                                               
這點讓我非常困擾
                                                                               
有天  他爸在他家設下晚宴托我女友跟我說今天務必賞光
                                                                               
我心理知道  其中必定有詐
                                                                               
甚至招來難堪羞辱..
                                                                               
但是為了深愛的女友  我義無反顧的去了

到了他家
                                                                               
開們的是一個高高壯壯的帥哥
                                                                               
說他帥真的一點都不誇張
                                                                               
他只穿一件黑色背心  露出紮實的肌肉
                                                                               
幹  還我微笑的時候故意抖動了兩下奶子
                                                                               
                                                                               
我入座後  未來的岳父  跟我介紹那個男的
                                                                               
他跟我說  呵呵  人家他是小敏的青梅竹馬
                                                                               
剛從美國柏克萊拿到碩士學位回國
                                                                               
可說是  青年才俊阿
                                                                               
我一臉沉默   他老爸得理不饒人開頭就劈問我

小子  你多高?
                                                                               
我:  我只有170...
                                                                               
哈哈  靠  我看你是少了號稱兩個字吧
                                                                               
人家mike  身高一米九  體格又棒
                                                                               
我女兒若嫁給他不知道有多麼幸福喔
                                                                               
這時候我看了看小敏的眼神
                                                                               
他眼神中似乎替我們的未來感到憂心
                                                                               
我知到岳父是故意找我來給我難堪的...
                                                                               
我越發沉默
                                                                               
                                                                               
你動產不動產加起來多多少?

我: 我有一間兩樓的平房  我自己本身有一台喜美
                                                                               
                                                                               
哈哈  幹  一台破車  一間破房子
                                                                               
人家mike在歐洲有一座自己的城堡  你這個窮小子
                                                                               
                                                                               
可悲..
                                                                               
                                                                               
媽的  我再也受不了這種羞辱正想站起來起身離開
                                                                               
                                                                               
小敏拉了拉我的衣角  ..  眼中含淚求我不要走
                                                                               
不要輕易放棄他..
                                                                               
這時候  岳父問了最後一個問題就要趕我走了的時候
                                                                               
你唸哪裡畢業的?

我萬念俱灰  人家是柏克萊  我是土碩士  罷了罷了...
                                                                               
                                                                               
隨便回了一句   我台科大畢業的...
                                                                               
                                                                               
幹!  突然很大一聲髒話
                                                                               
岳父把桌子掀掉  衝過起來擁抱駐我
                                                                               
還較岳母趕快去買結婚證書讓我簽
                                                                               
嘴巴直說  我的好學弟阿好學弟
                                                                               
我推開  岳父   說了一句
                                                                               
天大  地大  台科大!!!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
岳父感動到哭了

我跟小敏現在過的很幸福  三個小孩也很可愛  ^__^
  

 作者  mmtobe (想著妳 有點BLUE)                                    看板  Hate
 標題  Re: [超幹] 我還是報了台科
 時間  Wed Mar 22 00:36:31 2006
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   有一次我有事情要去新竹辦點事
                                                                               
   想說很久沒送女友禮物了就跑到SOGO附近的飾品店

   這時候店們口  駐足很多人
                                                                               
   我好奇心驅使下  我也跑過去湊熱鬧
                                                                               
   有一個彪形大漢  正在調戲一個正妹店員
                                                                               
   去你媽的!  我生平最恨這種好色之徒
                                                                               
   我脫口而出   幹！  放開那個女孩
                                                                               
                                                                               
   這時候慘了  那個大漢  跟他的小弟大概7.8人惡狠狠
                                                                               
   得朝我看過來..
                                                                               
   他罵到  幹你娘  你系向？
                                                                               
　
　我再說一次  放開那個女孩!
                                                                               
   這時候我才發現  我旁邊一堆  青椒的學生離我遠遠的

   躲在一旁竊笑  等著看我挨湊的好戲上演
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
  這時候  他的小弟  就要衝動的衝過來教訓我了
                                                                               
  這時候調戲的大漢  怪叫一聲
                                                                               
  幹   等一下 大家別衝動
                                                                               
  果然不愧是  流氓的頭頭
                                                                               
  畢竟  看過的大風大浪比較多
                                                                               
  這時候  他緩緩的朝我走過來
                                                                               
  力!  到底系向?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
  我把嘴巴裡的口香糖  吐掉   二話不說  朝他肚子狠踹一腳

   幹  好痛
                                                                               
  他跌坐在  他小弟身上
                                                                               
  幹你媽的   找死阿
                                                                               
  眼看我就要死在  亂棒之下
                                                                               
  等!  幹你娘  誰要趕衝過去  我就要誰死!
                                                                               
  大漢  收起痛苦的臉
                                                                               
  又問了我一句
                                                                               
                                                                               
  力!  到底系向?
                                                                               
                                                                               
  這時候  我用力斯開我的衣服  露出我的白色衛生衣
                                                                               
  面對他們轉過來  衛生衣寫著  七個大字

                                                                               
   天大!  地大!  台科大!
                                                                               
                                                                               
   媽的
                                                                               
   快閃阿
                                                                               
   那堆小弟  攙扶他們大哥  落荒而逃
                                                                               
                                          

                                                                               
   這時候那個正妹跑過來想跟我道謝
                                                                               
   我呼了他一巴掌   罵到
                                                                               
   以後自己要小心一點!
                                                                               
   旁邊觀看的正妹們  直喊  好MEN!
                                                                               
   我就走了
                                                                               
   旁邊的青椒學生   尿流了一地....